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Kirsten Dunst....Your Eyes Wont Quit! - m4w - 27 (East Village)
Maybe it was all those drinks you were drinking last night but you kept glancing over at me in the fire place at your secret hipster pizza speakeasy Was it something I did? When you danced around in your black tuby dress I thought you looked like a beautiful downtown caterpillar
OH Kirsten let's go to a loft party together. I will gladly be your leaf.
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Everything was great until she moved in. She acts to pay her bills. After work, though, all she wants to do is get high, drink, watch Entertainment Tonight and yell at the tv! Sometimes she goes out with her girlfriends to this secret hipster pizza speakeasy. And look what goes on! Oh brother, no more cooking every meal, cleaning up after her, and doing all the laundry for me!
[Harumpfing] Actresses!
Ha! I saw this ad. I'm addicted to reading Misses Connections. I bet she was in the basement of the pizza place next to Niagra on A. There's some kind of celebrity only bar down there or something.
"Misses" connections..haw! I'm tired..tired FROM ALL THAT PARTYING ME AND MY BFF KIRSTEN DID LAST NIGHT! I bet she drinks Mini-Chill to relax!
I like "Misses Connections"... I see a future for that binomial nomenclature!
I'm also curious what Molly from Ken's Kitchen had to say about Ken from Ken's Kitchen's admission.
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