No. The Vomitrator is getting dangerous, empowered by the publicity we so willingly heaped upon this sick individual.
As seen Sunday morning...
And, for any of you skeptics who thinks that the Yeti is a myth or believes that balding comes from your mom’s side (or wearing hats), here is further evidence that someone (or thing) is chundering on the Coop... the outline of previous puking sessions as seen here in Exhibits A through E:
We're curious what will happen next. Will the Cooper Union beef up security, particularly after happy hour? Or will The Vomitrator be free to strike again? Given the number of bars/tourists/students in this region, can anything stop The Vomitrator?
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i believe! i believe!
This is what happens when McSorley's is your next door neighbor!
it's a pretty funny gag. pun intended.
This is currently my favorite EV Grieve feature. Please do not give up on this story -- your tenacity is paying off!
Thanks, Lambert... I will remain the Coop Boot Beat!
the chemicals in your shampoos and hair products also cause baldness in both men and women. go organic!
this is a dangerous area in general.. the other week at 8:30 pm on a friday, i was walking down st marks bet 2nd and 3rd and narrowly avoided being ralphed on by some NYU tool. danger zone. pls continue the feature. thank you.
They could at least barf on the ramp and turn it into a slip-n-slide.
We should organize a group stake out...and then when the culprit --- as well as his stomach bile --- emerges, we can jump out with lights and cameras and video cameras and point and laugh in a circle around him/her in the action.
Will make for a great YouTube moment, and may just shame the bastard into taking his show of irresponsibility elsewhere.
Hey dmbream....a stakeout, eh? Maybe we could rent a van and park it across the street and stuff? I'm in!
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