A rental opportunity via Craigslist (apologies in advance for the ALL CAPS ... that's how Craigslist ran the ad...):
SHARE STUDIO APT WITH 5 OTHER GUYS WHO AREN'T IN THE APT MUCH FOR JUST $475 A MONTH PLUS A $475 REFUNDABLE DEPOSIT. I'LL PAY ALL UTILITY BILLS. THAT AMOUNTS TO SPENDING LESS THAN $16 A DAY TO LIVE IN MANHATTAN!
THIS IS A 1 ROOM UNPARTITIONED STUDIO APT THAT IS SORT OF SET UP DORMITORY STYLE WITH LOFT BEDS AND CURTAIN DIVIDERS.
WE ARE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO WON'T BE SPENDING A LOT OF TIME IN THE APT AND WON'T BE BRINGING IN MUCH STUFF.
NO SMOKERS PLEASE AND YOU MUST BE A CAT LOVER BECAUSE I OWN A VERY AFFECTIONATE CAT.
AVAILABLE JULY 1ST.
SAINT MARKS PLACE at 2ND AVENUE
Someone please pretend to be a prospective tenant and kidnap/rescue that poor cat.
Jesus. I want to respond to the ad just to meet these bros and tell them to go the fuck home.
I'm fairly sure this living arrangement is illegal... no?
Are u sure this is not theYippie hotel on Bleeker street with the basement views and frendly cats
This is how many of my friends lived in the 80's - and paid more as I recall. They had trundle beds, I think they're called. Its a great deal for someone on the go a lot and doesn't want to get laid.
I second LvV's suggestion!!!
and omg that location. this place is nightmare central!
hmmm let's see who is in need of housing and has ticked me off lately.....
Imagine the toilet in that dump? Christ.
"don't be home a lot and don't have too much stuff- we just want your rent money, not your presence"
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