Friday, August 26, 2022

Keyapalooza! Key Food is hosting a 6-day 'RE-GRAND Opening' next month

Photo by Stacie Joy

After nearly a year of renovations and some changes, some subtle (the non-dairy milk brands moved across aisle 2) and not-so-subtle (we still can't find the bacon), Key Food is hosting a "RE-GRAND Opening" during the first two weekends of September. 

That's six days to celebrate Keychella and the upgrades (we haven't even posted about the new lights, which are pleasantly soft and don't cause seizures, as far as we know). 

At this moment, we don't know what to expect over these six days other than to celebrate our appreciation of the grocery on Avenue A and Fourth Street. 

We will see you there for all six days of this Keyapalooza. 

P.S. 

Yes, we have never heard of a "RE-GRAND Opening" and don't know if this is some kind of transpose glitch. (If so, collector's item!)

P.S.S.

Key was never actually closed during any of the renovations, other than shaving a few hours off the open and close times. We love you Key.

12 comments:

drew said...

thank you key! you are appreciated

NOTORIOUS said...

I hope there will be clowns, lots of clowns!

Anonymous said...

Grieve, You forgot to mention that "ice cold Coca Cola [will be] served here" as well.

Anonymous said...

That sign is awesome

Anonymous said...

OMG - I can't wait to be first in line for the event - going to be a blast!!!

Anonymous said...

Much love!!!!!! I love Key Food!!!!!

Anonymous said...

The bacon is in the island that's houses the humus across from the eggs . Your welcome

Anonymous said...

Someone should organize a silent rave for the grand re-opening. Party on isle 3!

Jacob Ford said...

EVG reader party. Which day, which aisle?

jennifer-jo said...

Re-Brand-Grand opening maybe...I am both delighted and horrified every time I come in over how "nice" it is getting in there... but where are the frozen turkey breasts?

DaHo said...

I just want to find the frozen veggie burgers đŸ˜©

elyse said...

People! If you can't find something, ask someone from the store. They are quite nice :)