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Large only?! What, no extra large?!
I know! So I guess you just have to buy two large then. Given that you have a cardiologist on call.
suicide gets cheaper all the time.
Thank God the Beth Israel emergency room is right up the street. It's so convenient. You can eat your large double bacon, six cheese pizza at Papa John's, suffer a heart attack and then simply stumble a few blocks for emergency care!
Only 11 bucks for a coronary? Wow, that's great! Hey, maybe that'll think the moron population in the nabe!
I would at this time want to avoid Beth Israel's emergency room at all costs. With the closing of St. Vincents and Cabrini their traffic is up 25%.
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Large only?! What, no extra large?!
I know! So I guess you just have to buy two large then. Given that you have a cardiologist on call.
suicide gets cheaper all the time.
Thank God the Beth Israel emergency room is right up the street. It's so convenient. You can eat your large double bacon, six cheese pizza at Papa John's, suffer a heart attack and then simply stumble a few blocks for emergency care!
Only 11 bucks for a coronary? Wow, that's great! Hey, maybe that'll think the moron population in the nabe!
I would at this time want to avoid Beth Israel's emergency room at all costs. With the closing of St. Vincents and Cabrini their traffic is up 25%.
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