Saturday, January 19, 2013

Today's sign of the Apocalypse: 7-Eleven on St. Mark's Place now delivering


Not sure how long that sign has been up... didn't notice it earlier in the week... did not see a delivery sign on the 7-Eleven Bowery location... And what would you have delivered from a 7-Eleven?


13 comments:

Scooby said...

Exactly. What are they going to deliver - beer and barf bags? How lazy can we get people - it's called a convenience store because it's conveniently located for you to GO TO... I think blood just leaked out of my ear just from the thought of all this. (Oh yeah - and THIS is really our East Village, right?)

Anonymous said...

What can a freaking 7-11 deliver?? A bottle of soda, chewing gum and canned soup? How could anyone buy enough stuff there to need delivery? Holy crap, this is ridiculous.

Ken from Ken's Kitchen said...

Excellent -- looking forward to delivery of their free coffee! Not sure what to tip delivery guy for free coffee though.

Anonymous said...

Refuse to set foot in those places. Who wants blue sludge in a BPA plastic cup!

THE NOTORIOUS L.I.B.E.R.A.T.I.O.N. said...

Finally! The Grievestrator. Now for once I can follow along at home!

Shawn G. Chittle said...
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Anonymous said...

Scooby, lol, are you kidding me??? I get delivery from the c store that is in my building... But the sign should read "death rattle..."

DrBOP said...

eeeeeeeee......and we're back.

Wanted to notify EV Arrow that this particular post has been nominated for a 2013 (Robin)Hoody in the following categories:

Non-fiction Multiple Arrows (known as the "You pointin' at ME?" award)

"The Horror" Multiple Arrows

and THE biggie=
Arrows Of The Year!

Good Luck!

(TIP : Voters may perhaps be swayed with a post picturing 9thSt Bakery landlord with multiple, multi-colored arrows up their butts.)

EV Arrow said...

@DrBop

Thank you. I'm honored.

This feels like the end of one era and the beginning of something else. Scary and exciting and now what? Well, I may never be up on this blog again, on any blog for that matter. Change, you gotta love it. I will continue to help illustrate photos, to point people by being pointed, the greatest job in the world. It’s just that from now on, I may be holding a different pointer.

Anonymous said...

Great job, Grievestrator- You definitely made your point!

Anonymous said...

people who lived in LA in the nineties miss their pink dot ok?????

glamma said...

Wow.
If we could find all the people who call 7-11 for delivery and immediately ship them out of manhattan, that would probably be an instant 10% benefit to the city.

Anonymous said...

I actually was in a pinch and needed some batteries last night. I didnt want to take my child out in the freezing cold, so I said I'll call the 711 and see if theyll deliver.

They were at my door within 10 minutes. It was not something I would often do, but I really do appreciate the friendly staff there.