Monday, October 20, 2014

Cops nab so-called albino bank robber



Cops have arrested the man wanted for a string of bank robberies in the city, including a holdup at the Chase branch on Second Avenue and St. Mark's Place on Oct. 4.

Let's send it over to Lisha Arino at DNAinfo:

Dennis Nemirovskiy, 27, of Brooklyn, robbed banks in the East Village, Greenwich Village and Midtown by approaching tellers with a note demanding money, police said. In total, he made off with $8,480, police said.

Police finally caught Nemirovskiy after a witness saw him get into a cab after his last heist on Oct. 17, according to the NYPD.

I'm new to bank robberies, though I have seen "Point Break." Is leaving a bank robbery in a cab such a good idea?

Anyway, after the Chase robbery, the NYPD released the following description of the suspect: "white male (possibly albino), 5'10", mid to late 20s..."

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

If I knew robbing a bank was this easy I might consider it. It looks like this guy got away with it several times until he was caught. I personally would have only gone for it once, and not tried to repeat it.

Anonymous said...

Two for two this week. Bank robber and a rapist. Not lost on me that evgrieve and cameras may have been pivotal in this.

les native said...

Yeah freedom and privacy are scary, but so is life. Living in a George Orwell novel of censored and supervised
Claustrophobia, obediance and paranoia are not going to stop the fearful victim, nor the bloody murderer inside of you from playing their natural roles.

les native said...

This guy is not like a rapist at all, he hurt no one physically, stealing only from corrupt earth and people destroying banks. These are institutions that rely on human suffering to exist, and do so at the expense of the earth and all the people on it. It's the same as stealing from the devil. A corporation is not a person. It does not need your sympathy. It is an entity that feels no sympathy for any human. It will lend you money at high rates, very happy to take your houses instead. If corporations were people, they would be sociopaths, because they exist only to profit, at any cost of any human suffering.

Anonymous said...

Good work, EVGrieve, in your part in finding this loser.

- East Villager

nygrump said...

11:10, no one is forced to take a loan and make an agreement to repay it. People live outside their means and then cry as if its not their fault. Life is not fair.

Anonymous said...

This use to be an easy to rob banks neighborhood...

Anonymous said...

So, uh, was the whole "albino" thing just NYPD's way of refusing to acknowledge that European-Americans commit crimes? Can't you just see the dialogue?

"Okay, what have we got here, boys? Suspect is a black male..."

"Chief, actually, uh, he's white."

As I was SAYING, Murphy, suspect is an ALBINO black male..."

Makeout said...

Right. So is he really Albino? I'm on the edge of my seat here.

Ken from Ken's Kitchen said...

Forget cabs, Uber is the premier way to request a safe, reliable, and affordable getaway car in minutes. Just use Uber on your phone to connect to a driver in NYC and escape in a full-size luxury car.

Anonymous said...

People breaking the law being driven away by different people breaking a different set of laws. Excellent - perfect match.

Anonymous said...

Caucasian people can be albino as well. Identifying the suspect as albino isn't automatically a way to make sure the suspect is black.

moe said...

I took care of an albino cat some years ago, and while he was basically a good guy, I noticed that he was particularly sneaky, even for a cat, and also something of an escape artist. It seems this albino/criminal link may have a basis in fact, if we can get past the political correctness thing.

Eden Bee said...

This guy Frank who used to work at Forbidden Planet robbed a bank and then hailed a cab to get away. Turns out the cab was an undercover cop car. OOPSY.