Wednesday, July 28, 2010

The gentleman kindly requests that you please refrain from touching his motorcycle

Spotted by a reader last evening on St. Mark's Place...




Thankfully there's no penalty for taking photos...

12 comments:

Chicky said...

That's one classy guy, who is surely popular with everyone whom he encounters.

VH McKenzie said...

Karma will dictate that plenty of pooches have peed on those tires.

WB said...

If you're interested in meeting the owner, look for the guy wearing a New York Fucking City t-shirt.

Anonymous said...

That sign is DOPE, shut the fuck up #1, go back to Ohio/Connecticut.

The Macho Man Randy Savage said...

Ohhhhhh yeah. Anonymous 3:20, I was born in Columbus, Ohio. You shut up before I snap into you and stuff you in that chopper's tail pipe.

A True Native LESer said...

I was born, grew up and still live in this neighborhood and I say the sign is a sign of a pure idiot, a true dope in the old sense, a filthy nasty misogynist, a pseudo little man who is terrified of his own shrinking masculinity, and if I see the bike,perhaps I'll have more than my dog piss on it!!! Pity the poor bike owner - I'd wager the bike is a substitute for his own tiny and probaly very inadequate, mal-functioning so-called manhood!

Bowery Boogie said...

"it's not a motorcycle babe, it's a chopper."

Jill said...

First of all, it is definitely a rule to never touch anybody's bike...ever. Second, at least this guy put some poetry out there. I appreciate a little rhyme when it's time.

Hold the groans.

EV Grieve said...

@Jill

Ha!

You been listening to those Andrew Dice Clay records again?

Anonymous said...

Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

Anonymous said...

hahahaha!!

that is hilarious

Anonymous said...

LOVE IT!