Friday, July 4, 2014

How you can earn up to $1,000 today!



By providing the NYPD will information leading to the arrest and conviction of persons possessing or distributing fireworks!

We MAY have info about neighbors who made a stop at TNT Fireworks Supercenter off Interstate 78 in Pennsylvania …

13 comments:

Big Brother said...

Yeah, yeah, we get it. Everything in NYC is illegal and punishable with a hefty fine. Got it!

Anonymous said...

Is that a tampon?

moe said...

If your current mayor gets his way, a similar program may soon be in place to identify the criminals that sell large sodas.

Billsville said...

I think thats the special limited edition 4th of July exploding tampon. Please use it with care, I'm sure it's a blast.

Anonymous said...

It's amazing how many morons blow off their fingers every year with fireworks.

Anonymous said...

I wish these losers wouldn't shoot off fireworks. My dog is scared to death every July 4 and my neighbors and I live in fear of one of these idiots torching our building.

Anonymous said...

Snitching is good. Don't trust your neighbor. Trust the government. Heil the monolith.

Anonymous said...

moe--
You got the wrong mayor. The soda guy's out.

moe said...

I wish someone would have turned in the crew of drunken rich brats shooting off hundreds of really loud explosions from the roof on 6th between a and b, till 3 in the morning. While I was always ok with fireworks back in the day before Giuliani shut them down, something about knowing these were just more noise from those always noisy NYU frat kids made them absolutely obnoxious. Plus of course these rich kids had the big professional expensive very loud items, not the regular street stuff we all grew up with.
Or possibly I am just becoming a grumpy old man, let's not completely ignore that possibility.

Anonymous said...

I had a bunch of drunks shooting them off the rooftop at Avenue A at 2 a.m. Startled me awake and scared the bejeezus out of my cats. Can't people do this at 11 or midnight?

moe said...

2:25 you are incorrect. The current comrade is actively pursuing the enactment of this particular Bloomberg initiative, despite court rulings to the contrary.

moe said...

Oops my 6:29 post, I meant 4th Street not 6th.

Buzz said...

Moe, I'm in the building on 4th and A and the sound of them was incredibly loud. I was fully expecting the resulting sparks raining down to start a fire in one of the gardens between A and B. I wonder if this is the same bunch that throw astonishingly loud garden parties,that frequently run for 12 hours, during the Summer.