Saturday, February 23, 2013

Religious zealots target Zoltar again



As you can see, someone has slapped a sticker across Zoltar's name here outside Gem Spa... AGAIN. (See here.)



"Lord Jesus Christ have mercy on everyones [sic] soul."

Unfortunately in America today, fortune teller machines do not enjoy the same freedoms as everyone else, and find themselves at the mercy of religious extremists. Or, at the very least, the target of people brandishing "Lord Jesus Christ have mercy on everyones [sic] soul" stickers.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

so very lame. why are these people here in Sin City, harassing us?

Marty Wombacher said...

Zoltar is my personal Jesus. Please stop stickering him or he will send your ass straight to a fiery inferno some people call hell.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if Zoltar saw it coming?

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry, putting up a sign makes you a zealot? What are you going to do when some radical Muslim decides to blow him up? You'll pine for the days of typo-laden signs expressing free speech with just speech.

Uncle Waltie said...

There's no Jesus...he's a figment of the imaginations of various churches trying to separate you from your dollars. Remember, kids...you heard it hear first.

Anonymous said...

Don't forget anti 7-11 zealots, who are truly lame

Uncle Waltie said...

hear = here

My proof-reader is on vacation.

Big Brother said...

Some anonymous commenter has an ax to grind lately. Anti-Howl Festival, anti-No 7-Eleven...

Anonymous said...

"ALL HAIL ZOLTAR"!!! I would call for a Smiting of those infidels who defile his sacred temple!!!

John said...

My bumper sticker says: ZOLTAR LOVES YOU

Anonymous said...

Wow, pretty sad that in 2013 East Village, this is what passes for interesting. Really sucks.

nygrump said...

Let's discuss the jerk on E 6th St between 3rd and 2nd who won't clean up after their dog.

Gojira said...

Hmmm, now where did I put my "WWZD" bracelet...?

@Anon. 8;31, why don't you go back to the colorless suburbia in which you were obviously spawned, given your fondness for sterile and culture-free 7-11s, and leave those of us battling to retain some of the flavor of old New York be? You really are tiresomely repetitive - sort of like a human chain store.

Joe Blow said...

All hail Zoltar! Zoltar leads the way! (along with the Rangers)

Zoltar guides us through the hazzards of life and leads us to lie down in green pastures.. (without cow poop)