Tuesday, November 26, 2013

The EV Grieve Gift Shop is almost not really open

Speaking of shopping, we're ramping up the EVG Gift Shoppe for Friday. Among the items that you actually won't be able to buy:







We're also open to gift suggestions.

17 comments:

pinhead said...

I already ordered a Hipster Biscuit Bobblehead for my nephew.

Anonymous said...

Will you have any Death Star action figures with accessories, such as iPhones for tweeting?

Anonymous said...

It's been done elsewhere before, but I'd buy a "Brunch is for Assholes" shirt.

Anonymous said...

A ceramic hoof (set of 4) for serving fro-yo at home.

Crazy Eddie said...

Ben Shaoul voodoo doll?

esquared™ said...

•"I cry for biscuits" hoodies .
•"The CitiBike Coed Naked Team" Spandex.
•"Ben Shaoul is my homeboy" shirt.
•"Slippery When Sprinkled" Strand undies.
•"Kiss Me, I brunch" boy shorts
•"Seven-elevensa" Lululemon
•"CB3:16" hat

Also, all time favorite, "Will pretend to cook for a liquor license" apron.

Are the items in EV Grieve Last-Minute Gift Guide still available or are they now out-of-stock and only now available at Christie's or Sotheby's?

EV Grieve said...

Oh esquared™ ! Yes!

Can you please stop by and interview for our newly created position of SVP of Product Development and Empty Docking Station Finder?

Each day in December, I will unveil a remaining product around New York. The works will be announced here and posted to Instagram!

Anonymous said...

Looking for T shirts featuring the new 7-11 biscuit offering as rendered by Banksy

Laura Goggin Photography said...

I ordered 12 Death Star snow globes and a barfing Santa tree-topper.

Anonymous said...

Video artist to follow you for the day while Santa-conning the universe.

Ken from Ken's Kitchen said...

LEGO EV Luxury Condo Building Set.

Comes with enough pieces to build five floors...plus a sixth floor addition and an illegal penthouse!

Zoning variance to permit the addition and penthouse not included.

vzabuser said...

They will be selling sculptures of re used Citibike parts that have been graphitized by Banksy

Anonymous said...

Phoebe Legere to follow you around, playing accordion, while you Santa-con.

Gojira said...

Susan Stetzer dart board.

Ben Shaoul Monopoly Game - see how many of his hellish properties you can avoid landing on.

Hoof Chia Pet.

Red-Tail Hawk puppet, complete with your choice of a separate felt rat or pigeon carcass for hours of feeding amusement. Sublime art photo by Bobby Williams of you and your puppet available for an extra fee.

Empire Biscuits gift certificate, printed on one of their dry-as-paper baked pucks.

Mystery Lot Plastic Memorial Sculpture, ET included.

Laura Goggin Photography said...

@Gojira - you win the internet!

Gojira said...

@Goggla - thanks! Happy Thanksgiving to you and all EVG readers!

THE NOTORIOUS L.I.B.E.R.A.T.I.O.N. said...

Gojira you are the best lol! I'll make sure the folks at Hoboken Hoof get a gift card to you ;)