Friday, November 1, 2013

There is apparently only 1 amenity worth mentioning for this E. 7th St. studio



Here's a fine looking studio now for rent ($1,750) at 17 E. Seventh St. Close to Cooper Union. The Astor Place subway entrance. McSorley's. And there are likely things about the studio to tout. Freshly buffed floors? But per the listing... there's only one thing apparently worth noting...

Immaculate studio in the heart of Greenwich Village. 2 Blocks from Astor Place and subway. CitiBike station right across the street. Available for Dec. 1st but an earlier move in can be accommodated. $50 application fee. 15% broker fee.

But "in the heart of Greenwich Village"? Haha! Fools! Everyone knows that this is Midtown South!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Greenwich Village. Ha indeed!

Looks like my space. I'd like to put my bed along my window wall but then I'd be closer to four lanes of obnoxious traffic (filled with rushing diesel trucks and buses and sirens)...

nygrump said...

Same here, I'd like to put my bed by the windows but I have the jet engines blasting right outside, I mean restaurant exhaust motors, fully approved by the Bloomberg administration. Maybe I can get some results after the election next week.

Anonymous said...

Isn't there a Banksy across the street as well as the Citi bikes

Anonymous said...

Fyi...

http://citibikeblog.tumblr.com/post/91056867097/bike-valet-service-coming-to-7th-and-a