So, there's this. Via the 16 Handles Facebook page...
Some suggestions via Facebook so far include: The Mixerater ... Green Supreme... Blendzie...
Meh. A few names to get everyone warmed up:
• Here Today, Lying in Front of the St. Mark's Church-in-the-Bowery 10 Minutes Later
• Does this Machine Make Me Look Fat?
Isn't this fun?