Ahem! Please pause your Saturday. There is a — surprise! — Street Fair ("street fair"?) to report... on Fourth Avenue from East 14th Street down to, oh — who cares! We spotted workers assembling the usual displays of sunglasses, belts and wieners.
Hurry, because you won't have the chance to see this stuff again until tomorrow, when the same people set up on Broadway!
Previously on EV Grieve:
Street fair! Street fair! Street fair!
Street fair! Street fair! Street fair!
Street fair! Street fair! Street fair!
Street fair! Street fair! Street fair!
Street fair! Street fair! Street fair!
Street fair! Street fair! Street fair!
Street fair! Street fair! Street fair!
10 comments:
Yo wizzles and slammies! I'm back from da kook houze so keeps the cops off ma snatch and off ma hatch!!! for rillz im living under a sidewalk hatch now. BUTT ready to burn the pavement and blow yr mindz!!! And eat da stick meat! #gothshop #wigs #vampiregrills #stritfare
Yo! They got madd tube socks here for rillz. 99cent bargin valyooz!!! Makin sock puppets of the uglies and their gonna duel over a gyro big time at ma puppet show for dem kiddies at 2 near my memorial site. #linemuppknockemdown #nolowercaselifeforme
fuckman nestor just slapped my puss i thought there was a bounty for this dude? #rude #fakemuppet #lowercaser
wut da shizz manizz? cops shut down my uglies puppet show for da kidz. said they were cool with me being topless and alls but had pull nestors head out of my puss and put pants on #LOWERCASERS #OPRESHIN
street fair was dope!!! stick meat was supreme! ugly cops pulling Nestor away from his clam bake not so dop yo. they just looking ta see the world famous red lobster for real!!!!! #kmarthereicome
#nooneinthekmartsgotswaggerlikeme
im totes sleepin ov in kmart 2night gonna rite a song about banging the nyu guy in the dressing room wearing a snuggy and windex pefume makes the dudes crawl #burningmanindabackyard #alluppercasefromherewizzles
How in the world do we stop these things??????????? One on Fourth Ave on Saturday, then again on Sunday one block away? These things are totally stupid
I like to get freaky with the Mozzarepa pancakes....
@ShutUpHooker: I was there before you, and it's not really mozarella.
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