Sunday, January 4, 2015

When it comes time to toss the tree



Now that it is nearly Valentine's Day, people are making the difficult decision to discard their holiday/Christmas trees despite the fact that they're still green and will last through September.

So it might be tempting to discard the trees along a seemingly quiet stretch of a street…



…or help create a green space/sustainable community…



…or send it crosstown…



…or you could get a good cardio-strength training combo workout and drag the tree to the center of Tompkins Square Park ahead of MulchFest 2015 next weekend…



It will be mulch appreciated! (God, sorry for that.)

5 comments:

NOTORIOUS said...

I find it disturbing the bird/owl mascot would shove his home into a wood chipper.

EV Grieve said...

@ NOTORIOUS

I'm concerned by the owl's complete disregard for safety — no goggles or helmet!

Eden Bee said...

I saw a dumped tree drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's. And it's hair was perfect.

NOTORIOUS said...

@Grieve THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!

Scooby said...

To quote the late and great George Carlin - "FUCK THE CHILDREN!"...