A shocking sight is in store for visitors to Gem Spa on Second Avenue at St. Mark's Place.
ZOLTAR IS MISSING.
[Photo yesterday by Steven]
So are the newspapers.
We reached out to ownership to learn why Zoltar is not at his post, where he has told fortunes and offered wisdom on this corner starting on Sept. 23, 2012, not that we've been keeping track.
An employee told EVG Animatronic Fortune Telling Machine correspondent Steven that the 'tar — as no one calls him, tbh — will be back in a few days. We'll believe that when we see him again and insert our $2 to learn who he likes in the Belmont Stakes.
Meanwhile. Enjoy this EVG video flashback to September 2012...
Previously on EV Grieve:
Zoltar arrives on St. Mark's Place, sees 'a great deal of happiness' in return for $2
Zoltar is the greatest thing to happen to St. Mark's Place since ______________?
Zoltar awaits a service call; fortunes, wisdom on hold
4 comments:
we really should have seen this coming
There goes the neighborhood...
Word on the street is that Zoltar's last pronouncement before his....ahem....relocation, was:
"Raptors in 7"
His very last words were:
"Help me!"
A Zoltar machine just showed up outside OMG Pizza at Myrtle and Dekalb in Bushwick. Could it be the same one!!
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