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It's a jungle out there.
Ain't no hollaback girl.
Who throws a banana?
I predict many slips in that area.
There's always money in the banana stand!!!
Was he on his way to sundae school and did not put on any sunscreen and was peeling thus had to split.
Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless.
This being the EV it's more likely Man Assaults Bananas Cops Arrest Senor Coconut.
I hate this app. My wife is constantly updating me on all manner of stupid crimes going down around us. For the umpteenth time, I don't want to know.
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