Monday, August 31, 2020

Noted



Thanks to Eden and Steven for this crime report via the Citizen app...
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Posted by Grieve at 9:09 PM
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10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Make absolutely sense

September 1, 2020 at 1:31 AM
DrGecko said...

It's a jungle out there.

September 1, 2020 at 7:28 AM
NOTORIOUS said...

Ain't no hollaback girl.

September 1, 2020 at 8:19 AM
Anonymous said...

Who throws a banana?

September 1, 2020 at 9:46 AM
Anonymous said...

I predict many slips in that area.

September 1, 2020 at 12:25 PM
MrNiceGuy said...

There's always money in the banana stand!!!

September 1, 2020 at 2:24 PM
Dr. Zaius said...

Was he on his way to sundae school and did not put on any sunscreen and was peeling thus had to split.

September 1, 2020 at 2:57 PM
ed anger said...

Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless.

September 1, 2020 at 5:46 PM
Unknown said...

This being the EV it's more likely Man Assaults Bananas Cops Arrest Senor Coconut.

September 1, 2020 at 8:20 PM
Anonymous said...

I hate this app. My wife is constantly updating me on all manner of stupid crimes going down around us. For the umpteenth time, I don't want to know.

September 2, 2020 at 11:07 AM

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