Monday, August 31, 2020

Noted



Thanks to Eden and Steven for this crime report via the Citizen app...

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Make absolutely sense

DrGecko said...

It's a jungle out there.

NOTORIOUS said...

Ain't no hollaback girl.

Anonymous said...

Who throws a banana?

Anonymous said...

I predict many slips in that area.

MrNiceGuy said...

There's always money in the banana stand!!!

Dr. Zaius said...

Was he on his way to sundae school and did not put on any sunscreen and was peeling thus had to split.

ed anger said...

Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless.

Unknown said...

This being the EV it's more likely Man Assaults Bananas Cops Arrest Senor Coconut.

Anonymous said...

I hate this app. My wife is constantly updating me on all manner of stupid crimes going down around us. For the umpteenth time, I don't want to know.