Sunday, January 24, 2016

Breaking: Penis snow sculpture down by dawn in Tompkins Square Park



The 5-foot snow sculpture of a penis erected during the height of yesterday's blizzard in Tompkins Square Park is gone, as these photos from about 7:20 a.m. today show...



As several observers noted, it doesn't appear as it was knocked down as much as removed. Penis sculpture watchers in the Park this morning note that there weren't many snow chunks lying around the base here closest to the Avenue A and East Ninth Street entrance.

There are a few detailed remains, which show the great care and attention that went into this monument of [whatever you think of sculptured snow penises].



A last look...


[Photo via ‏@sandispino]

Of course this wasn't the first (scroll down) sculpture of a snow penis in Tompkins Square Park ... and it won't be the last. [#profound]

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Call your doctor if you experience an erections lasting longer than four hours."

Looks like someone called the doctor.

Anonymous said...

This is why we can't have nice things :(

Gojira said...

Pretty cocky vandals, if you ask me.

DrBOP said...

Trump needed his anal plug back.

Jenna said...

Should have put a cock ring on it.

IzF said...

He went big and then he went home.

Scuba Diva said...

"Huh huh, Beavis; he said erection!"

Anonymous said...

Aw that ended prematurely.

Anonymous said...

I'm a lot bigger than that.

Eden Bee said...

Penis:Down By Dawn is one of my favorite horror movies.

Anonymous said...

I prefer not to see the word "breaking" followed by the word "penis".

Anonymous said...

Great, well now I feel insignificant and less of a man.

Anonymous said...

I love me some penis :)

Anonymous said...

Who was the stud muffin for this OMG xxxx

Anonymous said...

Yay! A big dick.

Anonymous said...

Yes the park has no small children in it so this kind of delinquent behavior is OK low expectations all around. Yes leave it to the parents to explain the erotic obscenity to a five year old instead of what a squirrel is doing.

Gojira said...

Yeah, cos it's "all about the children", right, Anon. 3:37? Nothing that might disturb their little cotton candy lives should be allowed to exist, they should grow up thinking there's nothing bad or negative or sexual in the world, and the whole city should be made safe and comfy and edgeless just for them.