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New York’s hottest club is Snow Squall. Located in the middle of the lower East South East Village in a former skid row, Snow Squall offers everything a suburban trust-funder transplant and weekend warrior club-goer needs: cupcake-flavored pacifier Juuls; WhiteClawtinis; bloody ramen mary; bouncers in Patagonia vests onesies; caged dancers in cowgirl boots over bespoke silk stockings; real housewives, girlfriends, and Ashley Madisons of the Wall Street finance bros spin cycling in Pelotons, Chads coxswaining on row machine in an ugly Christmas Walmart sweater, screaming kidults—all Tonstant Weader Fwowed up—in their beanie hats and flannel shirts; snoof, tringlers, fuzzles, pantookas, dafflers and wuzzles; "snow" (cocaine) falling from the ceiling; and music blasting from H-Pop — hipster appropriation of K-Pop.
@Stefon - Simply priceless. More, please!
Good to see you, Stefon.
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