Friday, February 20, 2015

How Zoltar passes his down time?



By reading Time Out?

Wait.

OK.



Or maybe this a paid product placement? Or just highjinks? After all, poor Zoltar had to endure another fallen piece of plexiglass on this frigid day ...



Photos by Derek Berg

14 comments:

Zoltar said...

It is very possible that you will achieve greatness in your lifetime.

Anonymous said...

sleater kinney!

DrBOP said...

Anon2:34 NICE catch!

Zoltar doesn't read so much as he absorbs the material.

Oh....right....
TOUCH THE GLASS
UP YOUR ASS!

Anonymous said...

Enough of this shit with zoltar. Who cares anymore

Anonymous said...

WHO DARES QUESTION ZOLTAR?!?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous 6.24, what do you mean who cares anymore? Zoltar has justifiably established himself as an EV institution. Oh, and he always gets a capital Z!

Walter said...

I always wondered what the people living on the 2nd floor above GEM Spa think of this incessant intrusion into their nocturnal peace and quiet.

NOTORIOUS said...

Oh Zoltar, Pussy Riot means something entirely different...

Scuba Diva said...

Is Zoltar playing solitaire?

Giovanni said...

Zoltar once had a staring contest with his own reflection. Zoltar won.

When Zoltar does pushups, he doesn't push his body up, he pushes the whole world down.

Zoltar's tears can cure cancer. It's too bad Zoltar never cries.

Zoltar once brought a knife to a gunfight, just to even the odds.

Zoltar once taught a German Shepherd how to bark in Spanish..

Zoltar lives vicariously through himself.

Crusties give Zoltar their money, and thank him for the favor.

Zoltar never wears a watch because time is always on his side

paddy523 said...

All hail Zoltar!!

Goggla said...

Zoltar never fails to brighten my day.

Scuba Diva said...

Yeah, Goggla…he's one person who will talk to me.

DrBOP said...

Giovanni.....

....it's a Crusty Classic!

....respect.