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Anon2:34 NICE catch!Zoltar doesn't read so much as he absorbs the material.Oh....right....TOUCH THE GLASSUP YOUR ASS!
Enough of this shit with zoltar. Who cares anymore
WHO DARES QUESTION ZOLTAR?!?
Anonymous 6.24, what do you mean who cares anymore? Zoltar has justifiably established himself as an EV institution. Oh, and he always gets a capital Z!
I always wondered what the people living on the 2nd floor above GEM Spa think of this incessant intrusion into their nocturnal peace and quiet.
Oh Zoltar, Pussy Riot means something entirely different...
Is Zoltar playing solitaire?
Zoltar once had a staring contest with his own reflection. Zoltar won.When Zoltar does pushups, he doesn't push his body up, he pushes the whole world down.Zoltar's tears can cure cancer. It's too bad Zoltar never cries.Zoltar once brought a knife to a gunfight, just to even the odds.Zoltar once taught a German Shepherd how to bark in Spanish..Zoltar lives vicariously through himself.Crusties give Zoltar their money, and thank him for the favor.Zoltar never wears a watch because time is always on his side
All hail Zoltar!!
Zoltar never fails to brighten my day.
Yeah, Goggla…he's one person who will talk to me.
Giovanni.........it's a Crusty Classic!....respect.
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