A website called Ashley Madison — "the most famous name in infidelity and married dating" — asked its users to name the city's most popular "cheaters restaurants" ... and tallied up the 10 most popular affair restaurants, as published by the Post today...
As you can see, Momofuku on First Avenue ended up at No. 6 on the list. Why? Who knows! Of course, Momofuku does mean "lucky peach," as their website shows.
How is that a "hook-up"? Do they engage in a zipless fuck in the bathroom? Have they ever heard of a hotel?
Oh, that's what they mean by "sizzling pork belly." At least they don't advertise fish balls (nor would I, if I had them).
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