Love it! Perhaps next time put up "What is Socialism?". My boyfriend's mom, a Fox-News-watching ER doctor, said this to him last week: "I could never vote for a socialist. Socialists don't even get to vote!". This is a rather brilliant woman. Wtf.
If I was the Presidential nominee this would be my opening statement in the very first general election debate:
"If you want a lewd, crude, filthymouthed, illmannered, obnoxious, arrogant, boasting, bragging, bullying, bigoted, racist, sexist, homophobic, classist, fearmongering, warmongering, philandering, lying, sleazy, greedy, pushy, bossy, blustery, disgusting, dangerous, violent, violence-inciting, KKK vote-pandering, pro-rich/1%/Wall Street, anti-middle class, fake, plastic, cheesy, stupid, speaks before he thinks, born with a silver spoon in his mouth, never worked a job with set hours and a boss in his life, spoiled brat, lowlife, phony everyman idiot, vote for my opponent Donald Trump. If you don't want that, vote for me, and I will tell you what I plan to do to make this country even greater than it already is.
Trump would be DOA before he opens his lizard lips. He'd probably go off like a madman over my statement with "Did you just hear that? Did you hear what she just called me?!!" etc. to which I would shoot back "Take what you dish. Let's talk about making America greater than it already is."
I would constantly tell him "Shut up" or "Shut up I'm talking now" when he interrupts or talks over me and "Grow up" or "Grow up 70 year old man" (he turns 70 on June 14) when he acts like a child or insults me. something NONE of his opponents have ever done. I'd also inject "This is not the Republican Primary and I'm not Jeb Bush or whoever you decided to pick on that debate."
I would turn to him, look him right in the eye, and tell him. "You will not build a 'big, beautiful' wall between the United States and Mexico because Speaker Of The House Paul Ryan will never convene a hearing on it and you need approval from the House and Senate you will never get to build that wall. And let's say you did. You would not be able to physically/militarily force Mexico to build it, take money from them to build it. The United States Of America is not a monarchy thus the President is not a king."
"You don't have a clue as to how government works and spare me you're not a politician. You're right, you're not one, because you're running to be one, and you will not be one because I will see to it you are not one."
He needs to be hit hard and often with talk every bit as blunt as his.
These were all around the park with different questions. No one wrote on any of them from what I could tell. Though Eat at Bamburgers" may mysteriously appear at some point.
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Your "revolution" is over, Mr. Lebowski! Condolences! The bums lost!
Lol, perfect quote
Love it! Perhaps next time put up "What is Socialism?". My boyfriend's mom, a Fox-News-watching ER doctor, said this to him last week: "I could never vote for a socialist. Socialists don't even get to vote!". This is a rather brilliant woman. Wtf.
If I was the Presidential nominee this would be my opening statement in the very first general election debate:
"If you want a lewd, crude, filthymouthed, illmannered, obnoxious, arrogant, boasting, bragging, bullying, bigoted, racist, sexist, homophobic, classist, fearmongering, warmongering, philandering, lying, sleazy, greedy, pushy, bossy, blustery, disgusting, dangerous, violent, violence-inciting, KKK vote-pandering, pro-rich/1%/Wall Street, anti-middle class, fake, plastic, cheesy, stupid, speaks before he thinks, born with a silver spoon in his mouth, never worked a job with set hours and a boss in his life, spoiled brat, lowlife, phony everyman idiot, vote for my opponent Donald Trump. If you don't want that, vote for me, and I will tell you what I plan to do to make this country even greater than it already is.
Trump would be DOA before he opens his lizard lips. He'd probably go off like a madman over my statement with "Did you just hear that? Did you hear what she just called me?!!" etc. to which I would shoot back "Take what you dish. Let's talk about making America greater than it already is."
I would constantly tell him "Shut up" or "Shut up I'm talking now" when he interrupts or talks over me and "Grow up" or "Grow up 70 year old man" (he turns 70 on June 14) when he acts like a child or insults me. something NONE of his opponents have ever done. I'd also inject "This is not the Republican Primary and I'm not Jeb Bush or whoever you decided to pick on that debate."
I would turn to him, look him right in the eye, and tell him. "You will not build a 'big, beautiful' wall between the United States and Mexico because Speaker Of The House Paul Ryan will never convene a hearing on it and you need approval from the House and Senate you will never get to build that wall. And let's say you did. You would not be able to physically/militarily force Mexico to build it, take money from them to build it. The United States Of America is not a monarchy thus the President is not a king."
"You don't have a clue as to how government works and spare me you're not a politician. You're right, you're not one, because you're running to be one, and you will not be one because I will see to it you are not one."
He needs to be hit hard and often with talk every bit as blunt as his.
These were all around the park with different questions. No one wrote on any of them from what I could tell.
Though Eat at Bamburgers" may mysteriously appear at some point.
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