It was a hideous plan, developed while Kerik, Trump and Guiliani sat naked together in a steam room sipping single malts - the end game was to replace each junkie on the Lower East side with 2 dozen working drunks.
Picking up tacos morelos on way home from work and bolting door at 6pm Thursday, maybe even treat myself to Hot Kitchen's chili braised beef... I can't wait for St. Patrick's day now actually.
I am the least religious person you'll find, but every March 17, as I see these mostly-not-even-Irish foolios pissing (literally and metaphorically) all over the city, I feel inside the anger of a thousand ancestors wanting to scream IT'S A HOLY DAY!!
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Buying bottled water and dried food. Plywood over the windows.
Woooooooooo
Let's call this what it is, shall we? It's St. PatrickCon.
Shouldn't that be LepreCon?
They're using LinkNYC to find a bro bar with piss assist! Thanks free WiFi!
Who cares? The East Village is dead, has been for years.
Thanks for the warning EVGrieve, I forgot Spring is not all good.
It was a hideous plan, developed while Kerik, Trump and Guiliani sat naked together in a steam room sipping single malts - the end game was to replace each junkie on the Lower East side with 2 dozen working drunks.
It is St. Patrick's Month already?!?
10:48 PM: pun of the year and it's only march.
Picking up tacos morelos on way home from work and bolting door at 6pm Thursday, maybe even treat myself to Hot Kitchen's chili braised beef... I can't wait for St. Patrick's day now actually.
I am the least religious person you'll find, but every March 17, as I see these mostly-not-even-Irish foolios pissing (literally and metaphorically) all over the city, I feel inside the anger of a thousand ancestors wanting to scream IT'S A HOLY DAY!!
They all spell it "St. Patty's," too.
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