Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Have you seen this 'pudgy purse snatcher'?


Oh, lordy... the Post has a report this evening that the NYPD is looking for the above woman, who they describe as a "a pudgy purse-snatcher in a white frock" as well as a "long-haired looter."

The woman allegedly took two bags and a cell phone, a wallet, cash and credit cards from Arlene's Grocery on Stanton Street back on Aug. 7.

"Police are asking for the public’s help identifying the 25-year-old suspect."

I do hope that you will take this seriously and not make jokes.

8 comments:

Marty Wombacher said...

I think her name’s Mary.

THE NOTORIOUS L.I.B.E.R.A.T.I.O.N. said...

I think her name's Gaga!

Anonymous said...

She's hardly pudgy. The frock adds some weight.

Anonymous said...

Glad to know this is of importance to the NYPD. They're my heroes. Le sigh....

tourist said...

i think this is one of those times they are chasing a secret government spy and they put out a cover story.

Anonymous said...

@anon 10:04 Until it's your purse, ID, credit cards, and cash stolen.

Anonymous said...

The chub is fake- it's where she stashes all the loot-maybe she should get a job and stop stealing from people who do.

Anonymous said...

I think she is stealing for 2.