Saturday, April 13, 2013

Breaking! Breaking! Zoltar is broken! Broken!





Actually, Zoltar was vandalized! Word is that some "homeless kids" purposefully smashed the Zoltar glass with a skateboard yesterday and ran.





More. Much more! To come.

Updated 11:24 a.m.

As word of this crime spreads... friends and followers are sending their regards...



There are unconfirmed reports that Mayor Bloomberg will cut short his weekend trip to Bermuda to address the situation here.

10 comments:

John said...

Zoltar died for our sins

Laura Goggin Photography said...

Nooo!

Zoltar is the best person in the neighborhood. He will be avenged!

Unknown said...

ZOLTAR SHALL BE AVENGED !!

@ewingweb said...

"I see you kids"

BB said...

The only reason they're called "homeless kids" is because thier rich out of state parents havnt bought them a house yet.

Ken from Ken's Kitchen said...

Zoltar still believes in the goodness of mankind despite this unfortunate setback.

Anonymous said...

So my question is; did the cops catch them?
No home to run to, they should be pretty easy to find.

Scooby said...

What is wrong with these idiots? Why the hell would anyone vandalize Zoltar? He's the coolest on the block (many blocks actually).
Cannot wait til he's back and "well"...

rob said...

Zoltar knows all. He wanted a bit of spring fresh air. Skateboarders are his tool. All will be well if all contribute to his glass replacement and AC before the summer gets hot.

Eden Bee said...

Smurfs are behind this.