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Friday, November 24, 2017
Kellogg's Union Square cafe closer to snapping, crackling and popping
Just noting that the signage went up this week for the Kellogg's NYC Café on the north side of Union Square. It's scheduled to open on Dec. 7. Menu items include unique combinations of cereal and Pop Tarts.
Did you hear about the illegitimate Rice Krispy? It had a snap and a crackle but no pop.
The kidultification of NYC is complete.
Will the milk come from cows fed non-GMO grains?
Cereal with or without milk poured by cerealistas or automatons, or self-poured?
This area is an unfunny joke.
Wow can’t wait to see all the plad shirts and white soxs
Seriously?! It's come to THIS? Who's their target market?
This looks like the vanguard of the RE-infantilization of the college-age set. What's next, a diaper-changing store? A return-to-the-womb spa?
Last one, please turn off the lights when you leave (assuming you're tall enough to reach the light switch).
This is beyond absurd. How many fucking bowels of cereal will they have to sell to pay rent, let alone break even???
It's like a nightmare from Back to the Future, or something.
You would think it's a joke.
Kellogg's cereals have always been touted as health food from their invention. Largely, most of their health claims have been proven false or extremely flawed. Saturday morning brainwashing of kids is their most effective market ploy. This cafe is more of their trying to legitimize their "food" as a meal choice. Don't fall for it.
9:14pm Christopher Lloyd as Bernie Sanders in the Trump-Clinton election movie?
first it was Times Square, and now the Mickey-Mouse-ification of Union Square is up next. good fucking lord..
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