Friday, September 26, 2014

The looking for a girlfriend guy now looking for funds for a documentary on looking for a girlfriend



But of course! Spotted on First Avenue and East Fourth Street by EVG reader Lauren Baier today.

Previously

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Funds first then a girlfriend, bro

Giovanni said...

The working title of this documentary should be:
"No Bromance Without Finance"

IzF said...

What. A. Dork.

Anonymous said...

does this guy actually exist or is it just joaquin phoenix punking us again?

Anonymous said...

The only thing I would 'fund' is a way to make him go away permanently.

Anonymous said...

To echo the technophiles that EVERYONE MUST live in the modern world, this guy should try OK Cupid, Tinder, JDate, AmishDating, BaldFriends, Backpages, BridesForSale, CraigsList, KickStarter, GoFundMe, IndieGogo, CoGiveMeMoneyViaCrediCard... . All accepts credit cards.

3:18 p.m. said...

Desperately Seeking Bald Man

The Bald and The Beautiful

Is this guy Max Brenner?
Dating by the Bald Man

Anonymous said...

Man this place is beyond dead artistically. Remember when flyers used to advertise BANDS playing SHOWS??? shit like that. Alas, it was a simpler time.

Anonymous said...

I saw him today on 3rd Ave at 21st Street putting up fliers. It was definitely him. I was walking with my 12-year-old daughter, right after Rosh Hashanah services, and he totally checked her out, top to toe, as we walked by. GROSS.

Anonymous said...

I love this man because he's weird and any naysayers should go back to complaining about citibikie.

Anonymous said...

Would have a better chance of success in some facet of his life if he did not spend all day every day covering the city with litter. If this is not some kid pulling a joke or class project, the police or sanitation department need to do something about him.

Anonymous said...

The least interesting man in the world?

Anonymous said...

3:50, how did you not slug or curse him out for that?? F*ck that sh*t. I would have given him an earful if it were my daughter.

Anonymous said...

If you love this man, 4:52 pm, then please feel free to be his girlfriend, and this way he'll stop posting the fliers. And you can ride your Citibikes while holding hands and taking selfies.

IzF said...

Dorkulator 5000 Series.

Ken from Ken's Kitchen said...

Ken Burns is way past needing to get out of his comfort zone. This might be just the thing! Fascinating!

Anonymous said...

@9:05pm If you hate this man then why don't you list out all the ways in which he hurts you?

Anonymous said...

This moron (or these morons, if it is a bunch of junior high kids on a lark) was in full attack mode today, hundreds of these pieces of paper are taped up all over the place. More useless dirt in a dirty town.

les native said...

Hahahahah what a herb.