Well, at least according to this listing at Craigslist…
Per the ad:
BedSty is new East Village but with out east Village price tag.
Perfect share for students, young professionals welcome.
Bring your cats and dogs with you.
The three-bedroom apartment is asking $2,500.
You will likely have to invest in a toilet-paper holder, though.
End user, have we got an apartment for you! Conveniently located in a hail storm of bullets, this fixer upper is just like living in east village. Perfect for any demographic including young, old, breathing, and nice.
Did Borat write that description?
What would Spike Lee have to say about this?
Nice toilet paper. The best way to drum up sales is conjuring up thoughts of a deuce.
I lived in Bed-stuy for 14 years. They doubled my rent and I had to leave. I now live in the east village. Go figure.
"Available ASAP , please call to schedule an appointment to view" only works when a phone number is provided.
A lot of people in this neighborhood have free-standing toilet paper holders, about three feet high. Doesn't look like it would work in this bathroom, though.
That should read "New Midtown South"
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