Tuesday, July 9, 2019

Noted



The 10 NYC Commandments, as written on a discarded mattress on Second Street between Avenue A and First Avenue...

1. There is only 1 God (Money)
2. Honor thy lease
3. Don't covet thy neighbor
4. Don't worship false presidents
5. Do not lie (except on dates)
6. Do not steal (except from work)
7. I am a fucking jealous God
8. Do not forsake NY
9. Sunday is a day of brunch
10. Do not kill your dream


Courtesy of Adrian Wilson ...

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is that supposed to be witty/funny? FAIL.

Anonymous said...

The last one is "Do not kill YOUR dream" if you look closely.

EV Grieve said...

Thanks 7:04

Eden Bee said...

Boo. Thou shalt throw out thy mattresses with bed bugs then attempt to be clever.

Anonymous said...

Painfully unfunny

Anonymous said...

11. don't quit your day job

Anonymous said...

ah, it's not so bad

Anonymous said...

To the Mattress Author,

Seek help...quick.

Anonymous said...

Garbage with a sense of humor is better than garbage without I suppose. But so hacky lately. Maybe, y'know, workshop these ideas a bit before putting them out on the street. Take some pride in your jokes.

Anonymous said...

Looking forward to the supposedly superior creative contributions of the commentariat here

Giovanni said...

It looks like someone got up on the wrong side of the bed every single day.

If your memory foam mattress breaks, does that mean it has amnesia?

Anonymous said...

I love this.

Anonymous said...

"a day of brunch" so corny