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Oh look, another coffee shop
Oh hey, there's no place to get coffee (said nobody ever).
Another closed store front, someone will say in six months.
Come on people, the one thing you Gen-Xers are supposed to take seriously is coffee!
Not much imagination in the entrepreneur world these days, sigh......
Mr. Money Laundering Coffee is my best guess.
Can't have too many coffee places, can we?
I'm opening a beer store called Mr. Man Bun.
That's funny; I'm opening a man bun called Mr. Beer.
Beer Store! Now we're talking!!!
So it's settled. We will have Mr. Man Bun with a Mustache café/bar for beer and coffee drinkers, and when that fails out of utter confusion, we'll turn it into a men's grooming shop called Mr. Beer and Coffee.All opposed?
Next up: No Man Bun Barbers.
You people must be amazing b/c you shit on everyone's ideas.
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